Apr 25 2009

Janet Napolitano says, “I’m sorry”.

Category: abortion,illegal alien,states rightsamuzikman @ 9:34 am

I see where Janet Napolitano has finally apologized to veterans for the outrageous “right-wing extremist” report issued by her agency. Apparently she claimed the report was issued “prematurely”. So, I guess that means they meant to say the same thing, only a little later.  Some apology.  It would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic.

So that’s one apology to a group from the American Legion.  If I were king for a day I’d give her a printout containing the home addresses of every veteran who has returned from Iraq or Afghanistan.  Then I’d give her a Greyhound Bus schedule and tell her not to return to Washington until she had personally visited and apologized to each and every one.  But that’s just me….

Anyone want to wager who’ll be the recipient of the next apology?  There are so many from which to choose.  Perhaps the next group will be all those who hold life to be sacred.  Then she could proceed to apologize to all those who believe in the rule of law, especially laws that protect our nations borders.  Finally she could wrap it up with a sincere “I’m sorry” to everyone who thinks the 10th amendment to the Constitution is actually valid.

Now I realize that’s a lot of apologies and she may be a little overwhelmed by the magnitude of the task.  But she can always go to her boss for advice on how best to proceed.  He’s really excellent at the art of apology, just look at how well he did on his recent international trip.  Obama apologized to anyone who would listen for what an “arrogant” nation we have been – especially to all those poor little totalitarian regimes out there.

Yes, I’m confident Janet Napolitano will be able to successfully complete her apology tour with help from “The Messiah”.  And we can all rest easy knowing our president has placed someone of impeccable competence and character at the helm of the federal agency charged with the protection of our country from terrorist actions.

On second thought maybe she should apologize to every citizen of this nation.  Then she should resign in disgrace. (Don’t hold your breath!)

5 Responses to “Janet Napolitano says, “I’m sorry”.”

  1. Tom Hunt says:

    Given that I am arrogant, a veteran, prolife, right wing, conservative, Christian, anti-gun control, one who thinks Al Gore is a liar and one who thinks global warming is a falsie, I should soon be receiving my official Enemy of the State status in the mail.

  2. Loren says:

    I follow the Chairman in to the new dawn of the American Socialist Republic, I don’t question the press, and I look to Chancellor Napolitano for guidance in these troubled times. I do not question Chairman Obama. I am a company man.

  3. harmonicminer says:

    Tom, your official Enemy of the State medalion has been shipped to you. You must wear it around your neck at all times. It contains a GPS device powered greenly by your body heat and sunlight, allowing the Chancellor to keep track of your movements. Do not attempt to go more than 10 miles from your home without prior authorization from the Chancellor or her designates.

    Loren, given the high quality of your attitude, and your obvious potential as an informer, we would like for you to accept a job offer. (You can’t refuse.) We will send you a GPS tracker. You will monitor and shadow citizens of questionable loyalty, and report back to us any who express anti-social attitudes, such as an unhealthy preoccupation with liberty or independence. We suggest places to start include churches, gun shows and abortion protests. Just select anyone you see wearing the required Enemy of the State medallion, and follow them home. Then report.

  4. Tom Hunt says:

    I’d like to laugh, but I can’t. I just hope my grandchildren are allowed to speak my name in the New World Order. Phil, I think I’m going bear hunting in Alaska. Do you know where I can get some live bait 🙂

  5. amuzikman says:

    The Department of Homeland Security has collected your comment, passed it through their database and sent your comment and home address to P.E.T.A.

    Best of luck to you.

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