Sep 18 2010

I hate wabbits

Category: humorharmonicminer @ 9:25 am

I know, it’s a caricature.

I admit, this guy does look like some of my neighbors.  I live in a rural area, on a dirt road.

But like Mister Yosemite Sam, I hate wabbits.  (I even have a red moustache…  well, it used to be red, anyway.)  These zig-zagging miscreants are not fuzzy, cute little ear-twitching tail wigglers.  They are eaters of drip-line, despoilers of foliage, freelance socialists who think they have a right to my fruit trees’ drip system, inflaters of my water bill.

I have tried everything.  I have been nice.  I have put out bowls of water for them that are refilled every time my drip system runs to water my trees.  In front and in back, so the poor little darlings don’t have to wear themselves out hopping around my lot.  It doesn’t matter.  They still chew up my polyprop drip line, so that I have geysers when the water timer comes on.

Some smart guy at the local vet supply said that if I put out fox urine crystals, it would make the rabbits stay away.  So I spent more money than I should have, buying the distilled essence of bad smells to scare off the bunnies.  (Aren’t you glad you don’t work in the factory that makes that stuff?  And why don’t we hear of PETA demonstrating in front of the fox urine factory to improve the living conditions of the caged foxes….?   …..who presumably are given lots of water.)  Anyway, when I sprinkled the crystals in the prescribed manner and density, the flop eared vandals just laughed (ever seen a rabbit horse laugh?) and chowed down on my drip line.  Again.  For dessert, they ate the bark off one of my trees, to a nice uniform height of 24.376 inches.  (Not bad for an 18 inch wabbit.  Maybe they can levitate.  Maybe they stand on each other’s backs.)

I hate them.  Really.   With the pure kind of hatred that would find pleasure in shooting them all, one by one.  I am really, really tired of having a part-time job fixing my drip line.  Is it so wrong of me to want to have a few trees that don’t grow at 4500 feet above the desert floor without a little extra water?  I’m trying to make the world greener.  I’m pretty sure I feel the same way about these wabbits that Adam felt about thorns after being ejected from Eden.

This morning I came out to leave for school, and I had another geyser….  which means I was spending my hard-earned money watering the local juniper bushes, which don’t need water, because some bushy tailed, fuzzy faced blackguard developed a yen for synthetic drip line….  again.  If you’re an eco-pagan vegan PETA type who feels sorry for the poor little bunnies, keep in mind that they are wasting water.  Mother Gaia did not intend for them to eat poly-prop dripline, or to have water they couldn’t suck out of desert plants.  It’s practically my social responsibility to take firm action.

It has gotten so that when a wabbit runs out in front of my car on the local roads, I swerve to try to hit it.  I almost got one that way yesterday.  The kids laugh maniacally.  They have absorbed the paternal hatred for wabbits.  In fact, my 12 yr old daughter asked me for a rabbit’s foot that last time I shot one with a pellet gun.  I laughed evilly and hurled the carcass over the fence to be eaten by the coyotes who come by every night hoping for a free dinner.  In my family, we recycle.  Nothing wasted.  Not that there will ever be a shortage of wabbits.  As if.

But the week is young, and I have a quota to meet.  Hey, at least with me they have a sporting chance.  I’ve had neighbors who used repeating shotguns.

I borrowed an air rifle from my church choir director.  (I have noticed that choir directors are often armed.  Haven’t you ever wondered what they’re hiding under those choir robes?)  The air rifle is WAY cooler than my old Daisy single-pump pneumatic target pistol, which is only accurate out to about 40 feet.  I’ve been practicing with it.  And I’ve been watching “Lock and load” on cable TV for tips on how to shoot varmints.  I have new cammies, and I’m learning how to talk like Lee Ermey.

This guy is my role model.  I wish I could take him with me to faculty senate meetings.

Anyway, in my tan/brown cammies I blend in with the desert, and, like the US Marine Corps, I own the night.  I think my motto has become, “every musician a rifleman.”  This single shot break-action air pellet rifle even has a laser sight.  Imagine being a jack-rabbit the size of a donkey with a red dot just below your left ear.  Ah, the stuff of poetry.  Think of it as another episode of that military channel classic, “Modern Sniper.”

It better work.  If it doesn’t, I’ll be shopping for a grenade launcher at the next gun show.  I saw something being demonstrated on the military channel that looks like it might fill the bill.  It is sort of a gattling gun for 40mm grenades.  You can get all kinds of specialized ammo for it.  I may have seen one of these in my neighbor’s quonset hut/storage shed.  I think he knows somebody at the local National Guard Armory.

I’ll take the anti-varmint round, please.  About 1000 of them.  Just so I can get in a little practice before I start stalking Bugs.  Forget sporting chances.  This is war.

Doesn’t the Second Amendment say something about the wight to vapowize wabbits?

If it doesn’t, it should have.

UPDATE:  Alas, Anthony (see comments below) is correct.  I got my cartoon gunslingers mixed up.  Indeed, it is Elmer Fudd, not Yosemite Sam, who wishes to schedule the premature demise of flop-eared rodents everywhere.  Oy, what can I say?  Maybe I just wish I looked more like Yosemite Sam, and less like Elmer Fudd.


Sep 16 2010

What’s really wrong with student motivation?

Category: child marriageharmonicminer @ 8:00 am

Jay Matthew’s discusses the views of his friend, Robert J. Samuelson, in Why 17-year-olds’ scores have stalled since the ’70s

I learned much from him during <our student years>, as I have continued to do during our long friendship. He enlightens me even on topics in my specialty, such as his latest column in the Post, “The failure of school reform.

He starts with a stark summary of how little progress American teenagers have made in the last four decades of aggressive efforts to improve public schools.

Well, yeah.  Old news.

He recounts explanations for this that fail to withstand scrutiny. The problem can’t be high student-teacher ratios because those have dropped. It can’t be minimal preschool preparation because a larger portion of children are getting that early start. Teacher pay has also improved to the point where two people married to each other and each making the average teacher salary of $53,230 “would belong in the richest 20 percent of households,” Samuelson says.

Instead, he concludes, “the larger cause of failure is almost unmentionable: shrunken student motivation. Students, after all, have to do the work. If they aren’t motivated, even capable teachers may fail.”

Speaking as a university professor who thinks of himself as a teacher, I can certainly attest to the necessity of high student motivation.  Nothing replaces it.  Nothing at all.  But poor student motivation is itself an effect of other things, not a fundamental cause of low achievement.  It’s a necessary step along the way to failure, but focusing on it is like saying you starved because you didn’t eat….  it doesn’t explain why you didn’t eat or didn’t have food.

It is hard to deny his view that in the last 40 years as “adolescent culture has strengthened, the authority of teachers and schools has eroded.” The old my-way-or-the-highway ethos of school discipline that ruled even nice suburban high schools like mine in the 1960s is long gone. Even the schools with the toughest discipline policies these days are run by educators who do everything they can to keep students in school

….. I think Samuelson could also refer to his frequent columns on how immigration has inflated our poverty rates, and suggest that same influx may be depressing average test scores.

Samuelson says policymakers should reconsider before they blame teachers for not doing a better job. Against the realities of low student motivation, Samuelson says, “school ‘reform’ rhetoric is blissfully evasive.” One of the most recent examples of overblown rhetoric, he says, is U.S. Education Secretary Arne Duncan’s call for “a great teacher” in every classroom.

…… Samuelson’s recapitulation: “If we don’t recognize that motivation is a problem,” he told me, “we won’t address it.”

Sure, student motivation is critical.  But what creates motivation in students?  A few things are obvious.

**  High expectations at home.   Children learn an enormous amount about what constitutes “success” in the first few years of life, before anyone can possibly blame the failure of the schools.

**  The student’s belief that the student can live up to those high expectations.  If you don’t think you can do it, you won’t try.

Less obvious, apparently, is that student success can’t be faked.  It’s pointless, and ultimately defeating, to give praise for trivial or no achievement. So:

**  The student has to experience real success, and that success has to be recognized by some reward or praise, even if small.  This has to happen over and over, in many small steps along the way.

Only motivation that flows from high expectations, hope for success, and real achievement, honestly recognized, has any chance of growing into the kind of drive that leads to consistent, repeated effort.

But let’s be clear.  Telling students how wonderful and brilliant they are, in the absence of good behavior and actual achievement, is a prescription for failure.  It is bound to be a self-fulfilling prophecy to tell students that they can’t achieve to a reasonable level because someone is discriminating against them (a message minority students get over and over from all sides, all too often).  Telling minority students that their sub-culture is “just as good” in the area of education and achievement as the dominant “American educated elite,” that traditional education is a “white thing,” is bound to damage them.   Giving them the message that they should be rewarded just as if they had achieved is disastrous.  Telling them that they are “auditory learners” is nearly the same thing as giving them permission not to learn to read skillfully.  And politically incorrect as it is to point out, having a married father in the home is probably a bigger predictor of educational success than any other single factor…  just as it is the single best predictor for staying out of jail as an adult.

Most of these values, understandings, and self-perceptions are caught at home (or they aren’t!) before school ever starts.  Expecting the schools to somehow fix things, by being brilliant and motivating, is not a successful strategy.  Sadly, our schools have gotten so politically correct, so fearful of telling the truth about what works, our education establishments so self-protecting and our politicians so thoroughly lobbied by the teachers unions, that there is little remaining hope by any half-honest observer that anything can be done to really deal with our problems without a radical restructuring of our entire approach.

Minority parents everywhere want school choice and vouchers, especially those parents who are invested in their children’s success in school.  Unfortunately, the failure of the system to adequately educate those minority parents (in the last generation of students) can be seen by the fact that those parents who want school choice for their own children continue to vote for political candidates who won’t give it to them, precisely because those politicians are so beholden to the teachers unions and public education lobby.   There is a word for doing the same thing over and over, but expecting different results, and that word apparently describes these parents, who continue to vote for candidates who will maintain the educational status quo.

I am somebody” is not enough.


Sep 15 2010

Lessons learned, questions unanswered

Category: Islam,jihad,media,Obamaharmonicminer @ 9:25 am

Lessons learned from the mildly idiotic plans of one Rev. Jones to publicly burn a Koran, regardless of the eventual shakeout (he’s been changing his mind a lot lately), the plan to build a mosque at Ground Zero, and remaining unanswered questions:

1)  Muslims expressing deep outrage over this have no sense of proportion.  Death threats?  Insinuations that US national security is at stake?  Compare to the reaction of Christians to the “Piss Christ” “artwork”.

2)  Virtually everyone seems to be afraid of making Muslims angry.   Could that be because they know this represents a real danger?  Why is no one afraid of making Christians angry?

3)  Americans have largely forgotten 9/11, despite the many reminders in the press and news coverage recently.  They have forgotten how they felt on 9/12.  Sadly.

4)  Christianity and Islam are not on equal footing as “religions of peace.”  Not even close.  Not by a country mile.  They don’t inhabit the same galaxy.

5)  Where is the “moderate” Muslim outrage AT the Muslims who expressed such virulent outrage and threatened violence against Rev. Jones?

6)  Why does the mainstream media stress the great patience and understanding that Americans should have for the Muslim ambition to build a Mosque at Ground Zero (!), without also suggesting that Muslims should really just ignore nitwits like Rev. Terry Jones, and not get so excited about his loony plans?

7)  Why doesn’t our president make the same connection?  Where does he get off telling Rev. Jones how destructive his plan is, but still telling Americans they should be accepting of the Ground Zero mosque, as if that plan represents some great sensitivity to American feelings?

8)  Obama’s great political insight and wisdom, his deep connection to the American people, his smooth way with an audience….  all of this is a crock, a media made-up just-so story, which the media got away with in order to get their Annointed One elected, but which the American people have largely seen through.

The biggest loser over the Ground Zero Mosque and Terry Jones stories?

Obama, I think.


Sep 14 2010

Chris Christie takes a teacher to school

Category: education,election 2010,governmentharmonicminer @ 9:49 am


Sep 13 2010

Did the CIA ever get ANYTHING right?

Category: humorharmonicminer @ 9:05 am

Recently declassified footage shows a CIA spokesman confessing to a crowd of reporters (all of whom were later mind-wiped) that the CIA had accidentally overthrown Costa Rica:
O-SPAN Classic: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica


Sep 12 2010

How much longer can Israel wait to do something about Iran?

Category: Iran,Islam,Israelharmonicminer @ 11:02 am

It is clear that Obama’s foreign policy regarding Iran is failing, as a new report showing that Iran is on the brink of nuclear weapons is the headline du jour.

A report by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) said Iranian nuclear scientists had made at least 22 kilograms of enriched uranium up to 20 per cent purity, a technical hurdle that is the hardest to overcome on the way to weapons-grade uranium.

Experts estimate that 20 kgs of uranium is a significant step toward arming a warhead. The uranium would still need to have its purity raised to 90 per cent, but that is a relatively easy process.

The agency’s report comes in spite of the recent imposition at the United Nations of a fresh round of sanctions against Iran and will heighten fears of an Israeli attack on Iran’s nuclear plants. The prospect of an attack had receded only recently with American assurances that Tehran was more than a year away from acquiring a bomb.

The Vienna-based nuclear watchdog indicated Tehran had maintained its absolute defiance of international pressure to curb its programme despite the imposition of harsh sanctions in May. The IAEA has grown increasingly alarmed at Iran’s behaviour and the latest report, which will be presented to the agency’s governors at a meeting next week, lambasted Tehran on a series of fronts.

The country’s refusal to answer questions on its attempts to make a nuclear warhead that could be fitted on to its most advanced missiles was denounced as a violation of sanctions.

The agency also rebuked the regime for its repeated failure to co-operate with weapons inspections designed to ensure that material was held securely at Iranian plants.

Iran barred two weapons inspectors from the country in June after they reported undeclared nuclear activity by scientists. It has also systematically objected to other scientists on spurious grounds.

“The agency is … concerned that the repeated objection to the designation of experienced inspectors hampers the inspection process and detracts from the agency’s ability to implement safeguards in Iran,” the report said.

The acquisition of uranium will cause the most alarm however. Until February the Iranians were enriching uranium to levels of no more than 5 per cent at its plant in Natanz.

The government-funded Verification Research, Training and Information Centre, an expert body, has estimated that a weapons expert would have done much of the separative work to make a nuclear device from 20 kgs of 20 per cent enriched material with relatively few further obstacles.

The IAEA under Yukiya Amano, its new Japanese director general, has taken a much tougher line with Iran’s obstruction of international inspections. But the agency’s reports demonstrate that, while the Iranian economy has suffered from sanctions, the nuclear programme has not been impeded. Iran’s stockpile of low-enriched uranium, the feedstock of both civilian and military nuclear programmes, has risen by around 15 per cent since May to reach 2.8 tonnes.


Sep 11 2010

The war on terror continues, under whatever name

Category: terrorismharmonicminer @ 9:00 am

WSVN-TV – Palestinian national arrested in So. Fla. Video at the link.

A Palestinian national has been arrested in South Florida after he was accused to attempting to purchase hundreds of stolen weapons.

On Sept. 1, President Barack Obama met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas in order to discuss peace in the Middle East, mainly in the West Bank, where the terrorist group Hamas recently killed two Israeli civilians.

Less than a week later, Abdalaziz Aziz Hamayel, a Palestinian national with deep ties to the West Bank, was arrested and accused of trying to buy a large amount of weapons. According to a criminal complaint against Hamayel, the suspect attempted to purchase 300 weapons, which he knew were stolen, and the weapons were headed to “his people.”

The criminal complaint said, “Hamayel contacted the confidential source to discuss the weapons and explosives he was requesting for purchase…Hamayel specifically requested a quantity of 300 M-16 rifles, 9mm handguns, UZI sub-machine guns, silencers and grenades.”

Hamayel was also interested in buying remote detonation devices, like a cell phone detonator.

The criminal complaint also said Hamayel has a family friend from his village in the West Bank who lives in Miami. Hamayel’s associate informed an undercover investigator that he believed the person who was going to purchase the weapons for Hamayel lives in Coral Gables.

Investigators had been on the case for over a year. On Aug. 29, federal agents busted Hamayel in the US when he boarded a flight that had originated in Amman, Jordan, made its way through Chicago and landed in Miami.

Hamayel was taken into custody when he arrived at Miami International Airport. Hamayel was never able to purchase the weapons.

Authorities are still continuing their investigation.


Sep 10 2010

A dream of life for all

Category: abortionharmonicminer @ 9:34 am

Day Gardner’s memories in Reflections from the Rally: “I, Too, Have a Dream”.

 

I can’t explain what I felt as I watched Dr. Alveda King bounding down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial steps to deliver her speech, “I Too, Have a Dream.”
In the moments before I was introduced, I was taken back 47 years to when I was eight years old. I remember that day vividly–sitting on the floor, my back leaning against my father’s chair. My eyes were glued to the television. Dr. Martin Luther King had become my hero, he was a deliverer. Even then, my parents seemed worried about his future–would someone try to silence this man of God? Unfortunately, it did happen –we all lost him.
Eventually, it became evident we had to strive to make “the dream” a reality so that Dr. King’s death would not be in vain. We became energized for a few seasons, I think. The world was changing and black Americans knew that if they stayed the course–they might just get there. Many of the Black clergy awkwardly stepped forward in an attempt to fill the void left by Dr. King and his murdered brother Rev. A.D. King; but it never happened.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson tried and was believable for awhile as his star began to rise with “I am somebody” and his powerful writings against abortion.
More and more black ministers wanted the adulation Dr. King had, as they all vied for his coveted “leadership” role.
Growing up, I was saddened to see them drop like flies–becoming sell-outs to immorality. Sidelining their worship of God, many chose power, greed and money instead. Men of God became less and less Godly–some became God-less.
Jesse Jackson, the once adamant supporter of all children born and unborn–switched tracks to board the abortion train. That train has brutally killed more than 50 million children since 1973–more than 17 million black children. He became part of America’s downfall.
On August 28, 2010, the 47th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s historical speech, I find myself standing beside his niece, Dr. Alveda King as she delivered her amazing speech on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. My eyes welled–a lump formed–this is what her uncle saw! Looking out over the mall into thousands and thousands of faces, Alveda, my black brothers and sisters and I stood in solidarity–in unity. From the Lincoln Memorial, past the Washington Monument, as far as the eye could see in any direction, American people of all colors stood shoulder to shoulder to honor the one true God–to show love for our great country, a country founded on the Solid Rock which is the word of God–to fix the places where we are broken–to help the weathered masses–to see the humanity of unborn children–to heal the terrible hurts–to lift each other up and to never stand down until the “dream” is restored and…I was there.

 


Sep 08 2010

Professorial dumpster diving, or how to impress the boss

Category: universityharmonicminer @ 9:00 am

I have a problem with people thinking I’m down and out.

I’m not sure just why this is.  I think it may be that I don’t look enough like what I am, a nerdy musician with techie-tendencies and cargo pockets full of flash drives and iPod cables (not miscellaneous dumpster treasures… really).

Nevertheless, with some regularity, I seem to give the appearance of economic desperation and general social maladroitness.

For example, since classes are going to begin soon at my university, I decided it was time to clean my office, something I do at least once each decade.  Well, to be honest, I think I may have skipped the last decade’s cleaning…  or maybe two.  Because among other things, I found an ancient synthesizer module taking up cubic space in my office, of 1985 vintage, a synth module of such dubious character that it didn’t even qualify for a possible Pawn Stars appearance.  Everything old and obsolete is not a collector’s item.  Seen some rusting farm machinery from the 1930’s lately?  Is anyone breaking down the gates to the field where it lies moribund, to beg its owners to sell it to them for their collection?

This synth module was like that.  It was a Roland Planet-P, possibly the worst sounding synth in Roland’s history.  And that was before one side of the stereo output burned out.  Don’t ask me why I still had it….  I have no answer.  I had forgotten about it.  This thing was huge as synth modules go, consuming three standard audio rack spaces, weighing in at a hefty 25-30 pounds.  I think the metal sides must have been made of 1/2 inch thick leadlined iron or something of similar mass.  Maybe it was powered by plutonium or something.

In any case, I carted this ghost-of-MIDI-past down to the trash can outside my building.  It wouldn’t fit in the generous opening in the top of the can’s lid….  so I had to lift the large lid itself (which was hinged)  and drop it in.  So far, so good, I thought.  But then I had yet more old stuff to dump in the same can…  and discovered when I tried to drop it into the can that the Planet-P had twisted as I dumped it, and its corners had caught part way down into the can, blocking me from putting much more in with it.

There was nothing to be done but to lift the big lid again, grab the discarded Planet-P, straighten it out so that it would drop all the way in, and then add the next load of techno-refuse.  The problem was that dino-synth was too darn heavy and wedged where it was.  Holding up the lid with one hand, and grabbing the superannuated synth with the other, I couldn’t budge it.  There was nothing to be done but to hold up the trash can’s lid with my head while I reached down into the can with both hands to get a sufficient grasp on the dastardly device to straighten it out so that it would fall straight down into the bottom of the trash container.

I was in this pedagogically compromised position today when the Executive Vice-President of my university strolled by.  This is the number two administrator at my institution….  and it is clear that, failing to recognize me from what portions of my anatomy were visible, he had some concern that the neighborhood was deteriorating.  Perhaps that’s why he seemed to breathe a sigh of relief when I withdrew from my ostrich-like position in the trashcan.  He said, rather snappily, I thought, “So, don’t we pay you enough?”

Hey, it’s not like I came up out of the can holding anything.  But then I saw where he was looking, at the pile of stuff I’d brought down to put in the can, the pile that I hadn’t been able to fit without adjusting my previous deposit.  It was pretty clear that he thought I’d been dragging that stuff out.

Some things are not improved by a denial, no matter how truthful.  So I shrugged, and observed that the stock market had just dropped again.  Our veep assumed that mask of professional sympathy worn by skilled adminstrators when dealing with the idiot-savants of the academic world, and moved on, doubtless revising his opinion of the proportion of idiot-to-savant in at least one case.

Sometime, remind me to tell you about the time another Vice-President (this one for financial matters) walked by as I was lugging a heavy car battery out of the music computer lab.  He probably thought I’d been threatening recalcitrant music majors with electric shock.

I wonder if this stuff happens to other faculty.  Somehow, I doubt it.


Sep 07 2010

Tribute to a hero

Category: Uncategorizedharmonicminer @ 9:14 am

A friend whose son is considering military service sent me this link. I had seen it before, but I think it’s worth posting again. You may think, mistakenly, that the Iraq war was a wasted effort or wrongheaded, but you cannot deny the valor and courage of our troops, nor the selfless way so many of them volunteered to protect our nation.


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