{"id":3239,"date":"2010-11-24T18:57:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T01:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/24\/avoid-the-body-scan-and-pat-down-wear-a-bikini\/"},"modified":"2010-11-24T18:57:08","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T01:57:08","slug":"avoid-the-body-scan-and-pat-down-wear-a-bikini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/24\/avoid-the-body-scan-and-pat-down-wear-a-bikini\/","title":{"rendered":"Avoid the body scan and pat down.  Wear a bikini."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The problem with this, of course, is that most of us don&#8217;t look very good in abbreviated swim-wear.  And airports are often cold.  I&#8217;m not anxious to see most flyers in a bikini.<\/p>\n<p>The last time I flew, the TSA guy confiscated my breath mints (the little breath assure capsules with parsley oil in them).  They were foil backed, and that set off the scanner&#8230;  and I suppose they might have been explosive or something.  Or maybe the TSA guy was just an idiot.<\/p>\n<p>You decide.<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?x-id=2c2ae881-098f-8a25-859a-b8d151216f20\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-3239\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/24\/avoid-the-body-scan-and-pat-down-wear-a-bikini\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-3239\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/24\/avoid-the-body-scan-and-pat-down-wear-a-bikini\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-3239\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/24\/avoid-the-body-scan-and-pat-down-wear-a-bikini\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/24\/avoid-the-body-scan-and-pat-down-wear-a-bikini\/?share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/24\/avoid-the-body-scan-and-pat-down-wear-a-bikini\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to print (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with this, of course, is that most of us don&#8217;t look very good in abbreviated swim-wear. And airports are often cold. I&#8217;m not anxious to see most flyers in a bikini. The last time I flew, the TSA guy confiscated my breath mints (the little breath assure capsules with parsley oil in them). 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