I don’t know where this came from. It came to me in email. If someone knows, I’ll be happy to give credit. But it is very funny, and sadly true.
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Governors of two states jogging with their dogs along a trail. Coyote
jumps out and starts to attack dog:<\/p>\nCalifornia:
#1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the
coyote is doing what is natural.<\/p>\n#2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200
testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.<\/p>\n#3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it
for diseases.<\/p>\n#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases
from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.<\/p>\n#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services
conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous
animals.<\/p>\n#6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for
people who live in the area.<\/p>\n#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle
rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.<\/p>\n#8. Governor’s security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting
the Governor try to intervene.<\/p>\n#9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.<\/p>\n
#10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote.<\/p>\n
Texas:
#1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and he and
the dog keep jogging.<\/p>\nAnd we wonder why California is BROKE.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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Not to mention BROKEN.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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