{"id":100,"date":"2008-07-08T22:00:17","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T05:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/?p=100"},"modified":"2008-07-08T20:36:09","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T03:36:09","slug":"what-month-is-it-this-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.harmonicminer.com\/wordpress\/2008\/07\/08\/what-month-is-it-this-month\/","title":{"rendered":"What month is it this month?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here<\/a> is a list of all the months that Congress has designated over the last 18 months.<\/big><\/p>\n

This is really important stuff, and I think we need to suggest some more months to Congress for designation as special events.<\/big><\/p>\n

National Ear Mark Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Jump The Shark Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Stay Home, I Can’t Afford Gas Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Snail Darter Awareness Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Antarctica Isn’t Melting Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National CIA Suspicion Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Late-Term Abortion Rights Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Polygamy If You’re Islamic Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National White Married Male Churchgoer Heritage Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Red-Haired People’s Awareness Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Homeless Trombonists Awareness Month and National Wear Brass Day<\/big><\/p>\n

National Honk If You’re On Jihad Day<\/big><\/p>\n

National Firearms Registration and Confiscation Month (to be celebrated only once)<\/big><\/p>\n

National Talk Radio Heritage Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Toe-Tapping In Airport Rest Rooms Awareness Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Cash In The Freezer Month and National Wear Green Day<\/big><\/p>\n

National Mark Steyn Day<\/big><\/p>\n

National Mecca Is That Way Day<\/big><\/p>\n

National Kennedy Compound Windmills Month
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National Open Borders Month<\/big><\/p>\n

National Islamic Terrorist Apologists Month (to be timed with Ramadan each year)
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National Let’s Cancel Congress Until Next Year Month
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