The problem with this, of course, is that most of us don’t look very good in abbreviated swim-wear. And airports are often cold. I’m not anxious to see most flyers in a bikini.
The last time I flew, the TSA guy confiscated my breath mints (the little breath assure capsules with parsley oil in them). They were foil backed, and that set off the scanner… and I suppose they might have been explosive or something. Or maybe the TSA guy was just an idiot.
You decide.
November 24th, 2010 9:59 pm
I think that they should start requiring passengers to wear bikinis.
November 24th, 2010 10:41 pm
I refuse. I mean, I’ve lost weight and all, I’m sure I’d look smashing… but a man has to have some standards.
I’ll bet the airlines could charge extra for flights involving celebrities, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, etc.
November 25th, 2010 8:16 am
Either start issuing every passenger a bikini or a rifle (you can have your cake and eat it, too!)
November 25th, 2010 1:20 pm
How about a bikini AND a rifle?
November 26th, 2010 3:50 pm
Sounds like something out of an older James Bond film. I vote “yes.”