Comments on: Janet Napolitano says, “I’m sorry”.

By: amuzikman

amuzikman — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:43:37 +0000

The Department of Homeland Security has collected your comment, passed it through their database and sent your comment and home address to P.E.T.A.

Best of luck to you.

By: Tom Hunt

Tom Hunt — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:40:26 +0000

I’d like to laugh, but I can’t. I just hope my grandchildren are allowed to speak my name in the New World Order. Phil, I think I’m going bear hunting in Alaska. Do you know where I can get some live bait

By: harmonicminer

harmonicminer — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:54:08 +0000

Tom, your official Enemy of the State medalion has been shipped to you. You must wear it around your neck at all times. It contains a GPS device powered greenly by your body heat and sunlight, allowing the Chancellor to keep track of your movements. Do not attempt to go more than 10 miles from your home without prior authorization from the Chancellor or her designates.

Loren, given the high quality of your attitude, and your obvious potential as an informer, we would like for you to accept a job offer. (You can’t refuse.) We will send you a GPS tracker. You will monitor and shadow citizens of questionable loyalty, and report back to us any who express anti-social attitudes, such as an unhealthy preoccupation with liberty or independence. We suggest places to start include churches, gun shows and abortion protests. Just select anyone you see wearing the required Enemy of the State medallion, and follow them home. Then report.

By: Loren

Loren — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:35:10 +0000

I follow the Chairman in to the new dawn of the American Socialist Republic, I don’t question the press, and I look to Chancellor Napolitano for guidance in these troubled times. I do not question Chairman Obama. I am a company man.

By: Tom Hunt

Tom Hunt — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:20:32 +0000

Given that I am arrogant, a veteran, prolife, right wing, conservative, Christian, anti-gun control, one who thinks Al Gore is a liar and one who thinks global warming is a falsie, I should soon be receiving my official Enemy of the State status in the mail.